Monday, 30 August 2010

poor lil tink tink

Zach has a friend and Zachs freind is fond of a few things one thing in particular are guns... yes GUNS even more in particular .... i think that makes sense? are BB guns none of this £5 business you get at the fair its all about athe glock, M1 and shotgun.
the point of this is gues who has one also courtesy of his pal? thats right me! he got me a shoty and boy does it do some damage. 300 FPS (feet per second for all you who dnt know) so that means at close range yeah it fuckin hurts! but at range its a bit wank so kinda like a regular shot gun really. He's got a gassed powered M1 and let me tell you that things bullet fly straight and make easy sport of plants and my face. yep thats right shot in the face 3 times youll be happy to kno i didnt cry nor was i close but god dam did it hurt! i didt get 2 in on him tho so its not bad i wuda got more if he wasnt wearing glasses, good thing too wuda blinded the fool. i call my shotty tink tink cos thats the sound it makes when i fire it. if we wana get technical bout it i shud call it tink 45 cos thats how many rounds i get per clip oorah!
and ive just joined soundcloud so im uploading some of my fave mixes to it so if you get a chance check out
www.soundcloud.com/house_of_el
check my mixes for the most part the are mixed poorely so take more notice in the songs ive chosen more than anything.

didnt cha know biscope remix by erykah badu is my song i share with you this time, i found it last night and fell in love erykah badu being the most ideal woman anyway but on top of that biscope done a bang up job of remixing that soong so youtube it and give it the praise it sooo deserves. this is me signing off
p.s. i really cant beleive how full of slut bags square is chavs are full of them selves because they go there, you quite litterally dont have to do anything just be there and be able to hold a gd convo or be able to dance and youve pulled at least 2 women... its a sad site to see women demeaning themselves like that making it a snap thankfully its only a small percentage. and before you ask i was only there no wait i was only out that night because my friend was buying for EVERYONE! the luvable lug and thats his place of choice so i jus went along. that place cud really do with a carpet shampooing annnywaaaay if you need a pick me up there is your best place to go its full of ego feed.
signing off now lata btiches